How to prevent SMRT’s train from being overcrowded

1. Put a man who had too much onions and potatoes in every carriage.
2. Reduce the cost of COE.
3. Install TV mobile on the trains.
4. Turn off the air condition.
5. Trains to skip alternate stations.
6. Declare SARS are being spread on MRT.
7. Have exam for students on 365days a year.
8. Raise cost of ticket to $100. (So ppl take cabs)
9. Put an unidentified bag in every carriage.

And finally.........................

10. Cancelled all train service. No train = No overcrowded train = No bad publicity.