New Law Suggestion

Some suggestion to be included in our penal code.

CHAPTER XXXI
Make our Nation a better place LAW

Voluntarily standing on the wrong side of the escalator.

555. Whoever, voluntarily stand on the wrong side of the escalator at any Mass Rapid Transit (MRT) Station, shall be punished with corrective action by directing human traffic on escalator at any MRT’s station for a term which may extend to 15 years, and shall also be liable to fine or to caning.

Playing of Music/Sound via portable devices on Public Transport.

556. Whoever use his/her portable devices to play audible sound when there are other people in the Public Transport voluntarily causes hurt for the sufferer, shall be punished with imprisonment in a cell with two loud speaker place no more then 5 cm from both his/her ears playing a sound/music which the offence don’t like for a term which may extend to 10 years, and shall also be liable to fine or to caning.

Failed to switch mobile to silent mode in cinema or theater

557. Whoever failed to switch his/her mobile devices and causing it to ring non-stop during a show or performance in the stipulated cinemas or theaters, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to 5years, and shall also be liable to fine or to caning.

Sitting with his legs up against the back of the front seat on a public bus.

558. Whoever places his legs up against the back of the front seats shall be punished by having the relevant leg/legs amputated.

Illegal gathering of credit card sellers / time-share promoter.

559. When any person commit or attempt to commit a transaction places by approaching the public shall be punished with death by firing squad.